kristin has been a bad kristin
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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