Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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