can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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