Dual....:-)
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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