he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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