Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i think my mom watched the whole time
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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