just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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