sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I got chris browned last night
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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