Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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