dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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