did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
did i just pee glitter
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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