bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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