Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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