Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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