New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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