She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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