I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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