I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
It's never too late to be topless.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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