angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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