I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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