I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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