We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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