(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
vagina is talking i cant
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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