brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
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