This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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