My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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