i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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