and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
