Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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