my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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