I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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