Who wears a wallet chain?!
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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