Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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