if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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