And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
so much tequila, so little girl.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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