I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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