I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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