We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
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