Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
