that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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