you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
FUCK WHALES
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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