come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
My bed smells like the plague
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