He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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