ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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