I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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