so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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