the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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