ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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