Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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