If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Please don't give away my fajitas
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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