respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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