I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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