Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Randomize
