i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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