The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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